I am 25 and this may take a while....

I went to a lecture recently that was chaired by one of the ESA(European Space Agency) team. He was discussing their latest project to find out about Titan(a moon orbiting Saturn). I found it to be very interesting, although I, myself, am not overly interested in the sky and the contents of it.

All is good all is well all is smelling a little bit odd.

I have recently acquired my very own GTA:S.A. and I am happy. What a great game... :)

For those of you who complain about the levels of violence depicted in the game and how it is warping everyones minds, I have only the following to say.......

A) Bog off and sleep with your neighbour's dog.
B) There is a little sticker on the case that indicates the intended audience age requirements. If this is not met, then I feel it was the store clerk or the parents that bought the game for the child that are to blame. Don't whinge when your son/daughter plays the game for a week without sleep and then goes and kills someone and then blames the game for making him do it. Instead, ask yourself.... How did he get the game? Through a friend, off a relative, bought it in a store? The origin of the game your son got can, most likely, be traced back to one(or several) adult that should be held responsible for your son/daughter going mad.
4) Bog off!!!!


My PC is still dead, although I have a new power supply that I am going to test. It seems that the way I had my PC set up previously was bad. The intake on the old power supply was drawing air straight from both hard-drives, and it also had to compete with all the cables that were wedged in between the hard-drives and the PSU.

Will update later when I know whether or not the new PSU works.

I am 25 and I am late with this blog.

Its true.

I am older now, 25 and going strong.

One quarter of my century is up and I am looking forward to the next quarter.

Things have been pretty quiet for me recently... not much happening at all.

I got older 2 days ago and I am still trying to remember it. :)

WoW!!! Need For Speed Underground 2!!! WoW!!!!!
What a game..... its bloody marvellous. Driving around all over the city challenging other joy-riders to outrun races.... its feckin' amazing.

Will update more later in the day.

I am 24 and this is all really odd.

What an odd show.....?!?!?!?! "Distraction" - ?????? Very odd. In fact... Very Odd!!!

Ah well, getting older soon, and mabye later the madness and the licking of the trees and the wriggling and the feet etc you get the point.

25 is fast approaching as the days seem to drag on slower than ever.... Is it me, or can I now see through time?

I must stop the odd thoughts.... its not right.

I am looking forward to seeing the new Pixar movie, and to Hero. I have a feeling this is going to be a good christmas.

I have found more like me.

Its really amazing what you can find when you look for the wrong things at the right times..... I was looking for songs of a heavy metal band I heard 3-4 years ago and I came across another knacker-hater... The truth is out there..... Just google search for Lesshelp.......

Check out the link in the title to find out more about the mortal enemies... knacks (a.k.a. Spides).

I am soon to be 25 and this has been an interesting week.

Wow!!! What a bloody week.

Things have begun to smell in new and interesting ways.

In the words of the legendary Violent Femmes.....

"Big hands, I know you're the one!"

I've been propositioned by the most butt-ugly knack in the history of foreign diseases.
I've been violently ill these past few days spending more time on the toilet than off it. I have developed a new interest in the writings you can find in toilet cubicles.

My "internal plumbing" seems to have sorted itself out, as I don't need to hang around the toilets every ten minutes.

I had a humourous observation about my recent condition.... I realised I was playing russian roulette with my plumbing. Every time my bowels moved I had to decide if it was just flatulence that wanted to come out, or if it was going to leave a nasty stain in my pants. What a way to spend a day... not my ideal concept of fun.

"Life moves pretty fast, If you don't slow down once in a while, you could miss it."
- Abe Schroemann

I am 24 and it has been an interesting week.

Waring..... the link is only to catch out those who don't read what I direcet them to. Shame on you!!!!!

Anways.......


Tonight I had an intersting proposition.... A kanck female asked me "Are you looking for any action?" while gettig a light for her cigarette off me and I turned around to her and said straight off "NO!". What must have been going through her head??? As far as I could tell she was a lot more wasted than I was.... and that, in my terms, says a lot.

She is going, she is leaving.... and there is fcuk all I can do about it. I am not happy about this one but I can play with the hand I've been dealt. I have tried, god knows I tried, but the words are not there that I need.

Tonigh has been odd, to say the least. I have straight through pychotic onto insane and out the other side into mellow. I only wish someone had told me what the plan was.

And now for some pron to keep me going.... it is 2.30am for me and I am tired and I have work in the moring.

Will update when my head is on straight and I have had a few less pints.

I am 24 and it is getting closer.

Damn this is getting just a little bit too freaky for my liking.

Fate is playing a hand in my life and I'd swear she's cheating by looking at my hand.

I have run into so many of my old college mates in the last few weeks that it is unbelieveable. I thought I'd never see half of them again, but lo and behold they have shown their faces and it is all looking good. What a smegging change.

On to brighter things and a look into the future no matter how brief it may be for it is all good, especially where the groundhogs are concerned.

A word to the wise, never trust a man that would rather play poker with his groundhog!!!

I realise I haven't done a blog against my mortal enemies the filthy low-life scum of the pox-ridden earth knackers in a while but to be perfectly dishonest they haven't really been bugging me too much of late. Ever since moving in to the new flat I've had my mind preoccupied by other more "worldly" aspects of things. Besides, I have my new best friend with me and I'm sure that it can cope with the worst that any knacker can drool at me.

Anyways, on to a lighter note... I was walking into town the other morning, and after a brief encounter with one of my old college mates, I happened to be walking behind the ugliest knack in the world. I mean, every step this "woman" took, I was watching the fat bounce and ripple in her arse.... needless to say, when I got into work I was not in the best form to look at food. :( How can anyone in the name of all that is holy touch that beast with anything less than nuclear grade plutonium???

Peace up, out and beyond!!!!

I am 24 and it is all GOOD!!!

It smells like teen spirit for where I sit and it is all good!!!!

I have played GTA:SA and I think I have a new favorite game. The amount of stuff you can do in it is unreal. Steal a bicycle, rob some flowers, get a tattoo, get a hooker, rob a shop, kill loads of cops, and kill a few C.H.I.P's. WOW!!!! What a game. The physics are great, the explosions are stunning.... I can nae do justice to this game. Simply play it and love it!

Short and sweet. Now to have a look at something indecent..... Taa Taaa!!!!!













































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Gamers beware : GTA:VC cheats work in GTA:SA.

I am 24 and it is time for a change.

Its half two in the morning and I have gotten it into my head to write a long blog about everything and anything that comes into my head... I know, nothing really unusal or strange about that.

Right now I am listening to Franz Ferdinand playing on TV in the background.... Nice!!!

A big hello to my brother out there doing his thing in France. Keep up the good work, don't thing anything I would do, and don't trust any man wearing a long trenchcoat. :)

A note about te link in the title.... It leads to a lingerie website. So have fun and think "What would she look like in that?".

Has anyone noticed how porn gets repetitive after a while.... Its like watching a bad soap... Its predictable. Same old positions, same looks, blah blah blah.... we've seen it all before.

And then, when you think you've had enough, you'll try one last link and lo and behold the object of lust and desire will remind you of someone you know and always secretly desired. How cruel is that?

Halloween is here and I am still intact... The only thing I want for halloween is a lot of injured knackers strewn across the streets. I don't think I ask too much, and I'm sure I could find at least 10 people who would agree with me.

There's an interesting concept.... If I were to get a petition going to removing all knackers from my city, and surrounding areas, and then gave it to the president, would the president accept the petition and act upon it or would she turn on me as if I were a rabid dog?

Opinions are welcome on this one.

The "Exchange" has been postponed until tomorrow evening. Will update when I know more.

Looks like I'll have to do another run soon.

New flat is great. It is really nice, keeps the heat in well, brilliant high roofs(or is it rooves?) in each room. TV, PC, PS2, DVD, MP3, SVCD, and lots of other acronyms flying around it the sitting room alone.

Its all good people!!!

Awww crap!!!! Now there's some other sh!te music video on MTV. I don't think I'm going to watch it so I'll just flick over to TMF and see what they are playing. It had better be "The Streets" otherwise I am going to go mad.

It wasn't The Streets, it was "The Thrills".

Feck that for a game of Silly Buggers.

A big WORD UP goes out to my mates that are travelling abroad right now. Keep it real and don't do anything silly like stare at flashing lights. Have a good one and behave.

I've run out of ideas so I am not going to belabour and already laboured blog by going on and on and on and on about some drivel or other b0110x that no-one wants to hear.

"I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time!!!"