I am 25 and I have a confession for the masses.
Its all true people.
This is my big confession.
I have not been completely honest with all you fellow readers. Particularly when I described what caused me to loose an eye.
Here is the official telling of how it was.....
It was a great party, I'd saved loads of money to blow it all in that one night. We were all wasted, and I was depressed. I had bought the crossbow previously and had already planned to commit suicide that night. I was trying to cope with what I felt was so much pressure and I was losing the battle, badly.
So I did what I thought was the right thing to do, suicide. I waited until everyone else had crashed and I sat in my bed, pointed the crossbow at my eye and fired. You would think that from a range of 1 inch that a crossbow would have done more damage, but it doesn't. I don't know how so many people die from crossbows, or how a crossbow can be considered a good weapon, after the "incident".
Not to worry though. I am after getting over my issues and I have returned to normal society. I now have a scar running across my head after the operation, an eye shield(not a full eyeball) and a desire to live.
For christmas I am going to get myself a new eyeshield with a design of my choice on it.... anyone remember the bad guy's eye from "Last Action Hero"... I will have those eyes. :)
In response to comments :
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ACE :
I have already tried meditating and I feel that it will help me out.
Damn skippy on the coffee front. Although I no longer drink coffee, so they may keep their decaf.
gladofwar :
I have already considered it, and I came to the conclusion that it is a question of personal taste rather than a society-dictated opinion.
Not always correct about the relaxing.... Try living on a farm. You work, there is no relaxing in it when you are trying to keep up with 2 people throwing bales of hay at you.
Master Bates may disagree with you there, for it is known that after a good "session" with Pam and her sisters, you are more relaxed and your mind is more at rest.
"chouse the middle way" -> if this means anal sex then you can forget it.... no woman wants anything penetrating their most holiest of holes.
posted by TurnipFish @ Saturday, December 11, 2004
4 Comments:
A C E sez....
Fair play Tfish on 3 counts.
1) Publicly stating the story of your eye. You're a brave bloke, and get a lot of respect from the A C E camp. Fair play.
2) Smiley face eyeshield?!?!? Oh yeah! (did I put that idea in your head? how much are they?)
3) You actually understood what the fuck gladofwar was writing?!?! I was going to go all grammar-nazi on him/her, but it looks like English is not his/her first language.
A C E out.
gladofwar says
I concur on the confession but don't make a habit of it, the truth in all cases can eat you soul,
If you meant it as a self enabling thing to free you self for the specter of history them the rock on.
but as you undoubtedly know every one with a question in there head will ask you how you lost the eye, telling the same truth over and over will be a slow and terminal poison and what i say is lie, lie ,lie.
Tell the most extraordinary stories of alien abduction, of boxing fights with old gods, of giant animals that were your nemesis.
F*ch the truth, it really does not deserve to be carried around like that
oh and I hope you have been prating you evil laugh,
the smiley face eye can not be truly be appreciated without and good evil laugh
god i need a good spell and grammar check
A C E suddenly remembers...
Oh yeah, If you are into playing ambient/chillout sort of stuff while meditating / smoking, I just got a copy of Brian Eno's Ambient 4: On Land. Tell us if you want a copy. Ultra Lo-Fi so it is.
Oh I also have Tokyo Godfathers for you. It's in Japanese, but its subbed and it is good.
A C E out.
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