I am 25 and right now i am drunk.

My apologies. I felt bad for this post and am changing it. True, I was drunk and that never helps with thinking. I am in a better state of mind now.

Here is that smile....

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I am 25 and I am on broadband!

Thats right. After 3 months of arguing with the ISP. After all the debates about account numbers and phone lines and all the rest, the moment of justice has come to pass. Kneel before Goddoth and worship and hope that the nasty things I dream of do not come to pass.

As they say, "Don't fear the reaper". I say "fcuk the reaper, fear me!"

Anyway, there has been a lot of stuff going on in my head lately and it is starting to get a lot clearer.

However, I am still under quite a lot of pressure. Don't worry, it isn't that bad. I am able to handle it and I am confident that I will be okay after it. The only thing is that it will take time for everything to ome right and then the smiles will be out and the sun will shine and the lambs will sleep with the moose.

I can't think of any way to end this blog on an upnote so I won't.

World, you can go FCUK yourself with a melon!!!!

I am 25 and it is a happy new year.

First off, I know I don't update this blog every day.... there are reasons behind this. I was thinking of the two topics requested for blogging. I was ripping my PC apart trying to get it working again - I failed.

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Cat People
a.k.a. Mad Psycho Fur lovers.

These people are "sound as a pound", as long as they are no-where near me. I know a couple of nasty cats that take revenge to a whole new level.

For example : Lets say that you go to a mates house and stay the night. Now lets say that you sleep in a room that has one of these cats already sleeping in the same room. To make things interesting, lets assume that you leave your clothes on the floor and move the cat off the bed. Interesting things are ahead, I promise. These cats are vicious. They come back when you are asleep and they urinate on your clothes. This is quite frustrating in the morning when you can't smell their urine soaking into your clothes and then you put on your clothes and cringe.
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Google-Whacking :

Not the most extreme of sports, but fun all the same. This has been around for some time now and it is interesting to see what whacks are found. This sport is, in my opinion, an attempt by the bored to overthrow the successful. This may sound outrageous, but I bet when Osama said he'd take out the towers that his aides probably said the same thing.
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Recommended viewing for the New Year :
Drawn Together
Lost
The Ladykillers
Shaun Of The Dead

Recommended listening :
The Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain.
The Streets
The Strokes
Children crying after you've eaten all their sweets

Things to do when you can't find the paracetamol :
Kick the dog
Shout at your partner.
Shout at kids(They don't have to be yours)

I want to make this perfectly unclear.... I will update the blog when I have had a chance to think fully about what my next blog will be about. This could be a matter of 5 minutes or it could be 3 weeks while I wait for inspiration to hit me.