I am 24 and I am sorry.

I am sorry for not updating my blog properly yesterday.
I am sorry for not conquering the world.
I am sorry for the lemmings.

Okay... enough of the whining and on to the action....

Saturday....

I was in work on Saturday. One of my mates brought me in a new PC and I had to bring that over to amother mates house by cab. After that I had to go back into town to meat up with an ex-work mate and another current work mate for a few pints and to do some discreet dealings. After this, I headed to a wake for a friend of a friend who's father had just died. Don't get me wrong, I like the parties, but I get so bored by the funerals. After the pints with him, I headed back to my mates place, which is surrounded by my mortal enemies the knackers. I stayed up that night messing around with my new toy and then I crashed.

Sunday.......
Sunday was very busy for me. I got up around 1pm and I spent an hour with my mates and then I lugged my PC to the bus depot to head up to see my old college mate. It took nearly 3 hours on the bus to get up to him, but it was worth it. I dropped the PC off in his place and we headed off for a quick role-playing game session. Then it was back to his place to get the PC set up and I put Doom3 on it(It plays crappily). Then we headed off for a few pints and then back to the flat for a few smokes. Passed out about 3am.

Monday......
Woke up at about 1pm and went straight to pub. Did not pass go, went directly to drunk. Then it was back to the flat to mess around with the new PC and to watch Alien Vs. Predator. What a great movie that is. The fight scenes are incredible.... and the Aliens truely hate the Predators. I loved it!!! After watching that twice we then headed out to a party and they were there waiting, like I knew they would. I f*cking hate knackers. The party was a load of sh!te and we only stayed for about an hour. One of the knackers tried to start a conversation with me, something along the lines of.... "Are you alright?" to which I replied "F*uck off" or something similar. Then we went back to the flat to continue getting p!ssed.

Tuesday.....
Woke up around 12pm and went straight to drunk again. We started the day by playimng Munchkin Fu for shots of Blue Aftershock(The drink that tastes slightly better than mouthwash). Everything went blurry for a while so we vegged out and watched some crap p0rn. I was not impressed. Later that night, after more alcohol had been consumed and I had passed out on my mate's floor, somebody got creative with a permanent marker.

Wednesday......

I woke up with my body in bits, both physically and graphically. I was covered in cryptic markings. My face and upper torso were covered in marker. I will admit that it looked really cool at the time, but it took me an hour of scrubing with the hygenic equivalent of a wire brush to remove the damage done to my face. I still have the markings on my back from that night and I fear that the ink has seeped into my blood stream. I was supposed to be in work today, but by the time I woke up it was 2pm and I felt like death incarnate. Besides, it would have taken me another 3 hours to get back to work and my shift for the day would have been over.

Thursday......

I was in pain on this day. I felt like my arse had exploded and my stomach had left me. Not a good way to be. But I survived somehow. I got home after work and watched AvP again. Then I had few smokes and went to bed.