I am 24 and I have the answer.

A while ago I posted a question relating to the cleansing of one's rectal area....

And now for the conclusion...

If you do not look at the toilet paper afterwards.... Then how on earth do you know that your rectal area is clean? You could have "Dangle-Berries".

Most people answer the question negatively and I believe that it is purely out of a disturbing sense of shame they might feel.

Ah well....


I have an interesting story to tell.

Both my mate and myself were going into town. He was going to meet up with a few mates and I was heading home. We were in front of the bus, walking to the stop, as it was pulling up to the stop. The driver stopped the bus, picked up the girl waiting at the stop and then started off again. We ran up to the bus, but he wouldn' t stop for us. He slowed down to let us catch up then pulled off again at full speed.

My thought : He's a f*ck!ng b@$t@rd, and he's not getting any attention from the women he'd hoped were in his life.

Anyway, We got a taxi into town and we went our seperate dirrections. I headed off to the bus stop and as I arrived I realised that the last bus home had already left. Poor me!!!! I stood there for a while checking the bus timetables. While I was reading, another bus came along and let off the last person. I walked up to the door of the bus and the driver opened the door and....

Driver : *Did you miss the last bus?*
Me : *Yep... got here a little too late!*
Driver : *Where are you heading?*
Me : *Just going to (Name deleted).*
Driver : *Tell you what... Hop on and I'll bring you to swords for a fiver.*
Me : *Sounds good* (remember kids, don't take lifts from strangers. Get lifts from me!)

So I got on the bus, the driver dropped the bus at the deopt and got his car. The driver was finishing his shift and was heading home anyway. I waited outside being monitored by the C.C.T.V. and the neighbours. The driver came back out and picked me up and brought me back to .......we are currently experiencing some technical difficulties...... for a fiver. I saved 35-40 euro thanks to that generous driver. If it were not for hi, I'd have had to wait another hour for a bus to ....Undisclosed.... and then get a cab home from there.