I am 24 and he is still staring at me!!!!

Its true!!! I see it in his eyes.... He is watching my every move. I cannot seem to get rid of his watchful eyes. The worst part is that he has minions everywhere doing his work for him.

But I am wise to his ways. No more shall I live in fear of my cookies going soggy. I have seen the evidence that will destroy his control. I have the remote control he used whenever he would change channels.

HE shall no longer have any power over me!!!

I have seen Hero and all I can say is "Damn, that is one fine movie". It is far better than Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. The action sequences are breath-taking.

My mate has gotten GTA:SA and he will be over in my place tomorrow afternoon to try it out and take my PS2 away from me. I feel a sense of sadness as the PS2 has only been a recent addition to my gamer's heaven. :(

I am 24 and it is all happening fast now.

As they say.... "May you live in interesting times".

I think they are lying. I think it should be "May you live in fast times". There is so much to do, and so little time to live, laugh, love and do all that other stuff too.

My brother has asked of me a boon, he requested me to travel the length and breadth of the land in search of a StrongBad T-Shirt and, in all haste, to send it unto him.

In my infinite wisdom, I have the fore-knowledge of the fact that whatever follows next will be the utter and complete ramblings of a disorganised mind grasping for the straws of reasoning that will lead to a successful blog.

In my finite wisdom, I can see that it is going to be a miserable day, as there is a storm going around my country that is causing severe levels of agrivation for everyone, not just the sea-captains(arrrrrr!!!!).

Money management is now one of my biggest concerns... Trying to organise all the bills and crap into nice neat piles that will still leave me enough money to afford a comfortable lifestyle that can expand with my desire to overthrow all governments.

A note to ACE....
NFS:UG..... I likes the game, so there! :P
You should have my number so call me somenight after 10pm.

A note to everyone else.....
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 24 and I have seen the almighty groundhog of justice

Well the weekend has landed and the weekend has left again taking with it my mind, my money and my desire to own a chameleon.

I spent a lot of this weekend with my family, moving the last of my stuff into the new flat and getting everything set up again. Yay me!!!!

I can interweb from the safety of my own sitting room now.

I had my Father around checking out the flat and helping me move the last of my stuff in. It was fun!!!

And Arsenal lost their fiftieth unbroken match to Man. Utd. They lost 2 to 0.

My mother is an Arsenal fan, I am an atheist. I took some delight in this.

We(my flatmate and I) have already had quite a few friends around to revel in the joy of new-homeownershipness.

"Behind every great man is a groundhog hidden in a closet"

And now to get the big wahuuni sorted out... getting everybody together in the one spot for a right royal session of biblical proportions.

I don't know what it is, but I just don't have the energy to wqrite huge long blogs dictating why Georie Worgie "Muppet Head" Bush should be given crayons to sign his name. The short answer is.... it makes his name look pretty in all those colours.

I am 24 and it is all about the vanilla sauce.

It has all been a wee bit hazy these last few days.

I went to the family meal and had a great time, although there are still some very blank parts of the night.

The entire Family(and 1 guest) met up around 8pm in a chinese restaurant. we started into the drinks and then ordered food fit to feed an army. The staff of the restaurant were great, taking our jokes with a smile and not attacking us.

Although they did get rather annoyed when everyone started ordering Vanilla Sauce for desert, even though the restaurant didn't have any Vanilla Sauce. This went on for a good 20 minutes before we all settled down and ordered what was on the menu.

After the meal we decided to split up.... The parents went back home, the rest of the family went across the road to a nightclub and listened to a mate-of-my-brother's band playing classic tunes like AC/DC. This went on until about 1.30am.

Then we all went back to my brother's flat for to continue the drinking and good spirits. ***blog edited due to common sense*** I didn't get to sleep until the early hours of the morning, and I woke up on a couch that is far too small for sleeping on. Do you hear me, brother dearest???

My head was well and truly wombled after that night out.

I have renewed my appreciation for learning the guitar after I sat down last night with my left-handed accoustic guitar and started banging out a few random tunes, after having a few cans in the new flat.

I feel like I have been born anew.

Living in the flat has been what I have needed for a long time. I can walk to my job in under an hour, and I am in close vicinity to a load of my mates(Z,J,G,RC,LS and many more).

I WANT MY VANILLA SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!

I am 24 and the time is near at hand.

The time is nearing when all shall bow down before me and present unto me many gifts of great import and value. Thats right.... My birthday is approaching. Next month I am going to be 25 and things will grow where there were never any things to stat with. Hair will grow, acne shall come forth from the deepest recesses of my skin and all shall be white.

I have recently started reading "Adrian Mole" by Sue Townsend. Its basically crap and the only real reason I am reading it is because it is the least read book in my possession. I really need to get out to a library and get some new books.

Role Playing Games are going forward. The battle plans have been drawn up and badly disfigured. The midgets have donned their armour, and the elves are being picked on by the hob-goblins.

The gaming sessions shall be commencing in the near future, all that is left is to decide on the when's, where's, who's and what's for lunch.

I am going to bring my Dragon Balls into work with me in future to relieve the tensions that I feel are building in my muscles. Oh the pain, the humanity of it all.

"Whatever you do, just don't SMEF!!!"

I am nearly 25 and its all getting better.

All things are going great.

Me talking to the big audience that is you, the world.

I got a PS2 and a few games and I am a happy monkey out of my tree.

The new flat is going great!!!!

ACE -> I've mailed you with details.

Things are rosy, things are peachy and I am wondering why there is a midget with a Freddy Kruger T-Shirt staring at my kneecap.

Not much to write about regarding the last few days.

Going for a family meal tomorrow night.
Swapped my home DS Lconnection onto my mother's pc - I won't be needing it.
Moved most of my stuff into the new flat.
Been playing NFS:Underground practically non-stop.

"I can see clearly now, the smoking has stopped!!!"

Bloody draught in town is ruining everything.

I am 24 and I am happy monkey.

Its been a busy while since I last updated this blog, but I think it wqill have been worth the wait.

I have moved into my new flat and have been very busy getting everything set up.

The flat is lovely and warm. It has 2 bedrooms, a living room with built-on kitchen and it even has a bath tub.

Oh the joy!!!!

For those in the know, there shall be a collective gathering of like-minded compatriots on this coming Sunday/Funday.

The timing for this has not been fully ascertained yet.

Apparently, I have a new reader of my blog.... I would like to say a big welcome to my brother( name reserved, otherwise I might be trouble ).

Hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy writing it.

I have had quite a few ups-and-downs in the previous week. I have signed my soul away to my job(I'm here for life now!!!), I have signed my testicles away to my new flat(which I am dead proud of) and I have lost my phone.

Oh the joy of being without a phone.... not having to listen to the "HappyTreeFriends" ringtone every time I get a call. I only miss the phone 'cos it had some great games on it. :(

"Empty Pockets" is not a good idea when you've had a few too many drinks.

Walking through town late at night is not a good idea, which is why I try to avoid doing so.

I got myself a playstation 2 last weekend and I have spent a lot of my time in front of it playing "Need For Speed : Underground". Damn, but I nearly have it beat, only another 20 races to go!!!!!

All is good all is well, all I need to do now is move the last of my stuff from home and I can officially call the new flat "home".

All is bubbling up into the extreme reaches off joy.

I am 24 and the beginning of the end is tomorrow.

Here is the new POA for Friday coming.

Party hard(but gently into the early hours) with my co-workers and random strangers. Then proceed back to my new residence to continue the merriment and jollies.

For those who know me, get in touch with me for complete directions/instructions on how to accomplish this.

And onto another note....

Whoever turned off my home PC is going to pay dearly as I had sh!tloads of stuff downloading, and now I have to join the back of the queues again!!!!

HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY to one and all!!!!

I am 24 and it has begun.

Let the fun, frolicing, talking to midgets, hitting midgets with big sticks and general merriment begin.

I have a new flat now and it is going to be great.

There is one rule that I will strictly follow..... "NO KNACKERS ALLOWED INTO THE FLAT!!!"

All else is open to review and discussion.

Let there be light and God gave us light.
Let there be land and God gave us land.
Let there be midgets with interesting deformities and God was confused.
Let there be fun and God smiled and looked away.

This is going to be sooo much fun.... I am sharing the apartment with one of my college mates of yesteryear. The good thing is he's just as wired as me and he hates knackers too. What a super bonus!!!!

The following month is going to be very interesting.

First, I need to clear the surrounding area of all knack influences... This will involve removing all pubs, all second-rate accomodations and all knack sprog droppers.

Second, we are going to need lots of festive buntings to announce our intent upon the world.

Third, I am going to learn to cook, then I am going to build up my body and finally I am going to learn Kempo( all the better to defend myself from the constant knack presence in the world ).

There is going to be a reckoning between the knacks of the world and my fist, and I'm betting on my fist as the winner.

There shall be a collective gathering of similarly thinking minds occuring in the forthcoming fortnight. News of this will be given out personally so as to minimise the poissiblity of infiltration by the less pleasing aspects of societies shunned childer.

I am 24 and I Am the Big Blue Yonder.

I found this link thanks to my new found DSL so I thought I'd share it with everyone.

Its the link to the GTA:San Andreas teaser video.

Enjoy!!!!!

Download

Am bored now, will update more when I know what "it" is...

I am 24 and I have met the Purple Nurple Mistress of DOOM!!!

***Click***

I love the sound of progress. :)

Just when you think everything is going great, Murphy's Law will sneak up behind you with a Tee Square and hook your nuts right out from under you!!!

Unfortunately, I don't really have much to discuss in this blog so instead I am going to make as lot of random sh!t up.

I also found this interesting discussion on how to carve up a human carcass and then prepare it for consumption. I will post this document in segments, otherwise it will take too long to read through it all....

Part 1)
"Butchering the Human Carcass for Human Consumption

by Bob Arson

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the
full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there
are a number of methods to the practice, and you may wish to view this as a
set of suggestions rather than concrete rules. You will notice that the
carving of the larger or "commercial" cuts down into smaller specific or
"retail" cuts will be only mentioned in passing, and not concentrated upon.
Also, the use of human fat and viscera is generally avoided, and left only
to the most experimental chef. These choices, along with recipes and
serving suggestions, are nearly infinite in variety, and we leave them to
you. We've found these guidelines to be simple and functional, but
recognize that there is always room for improvement and we welcome your
suggestions."

Also, I have just found Fifty Percent Grey. It is a short animated film about a man who wakes up in heaven and then progresses down to Hell. It's very short(approx. 3 mins) but it is well worth a look.

I just got a call from my brother asking me to go for a pint with him on Sunday. Its 1am and he's calling me!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!! I said okay, but I think I know whats going on.

"When the excrement collides with the wind generator, its time to dis-embark from the cooking facility!"