I am 24 and the time is near at hand.

The time is nearing when all shall bow down before me and present unto me many gifts of great import and value. Thats right.... My birthday is approaching. Next month I am going to be 25 and things will grow where there were never any things to stat with. Hair will grow, acne shall come forth from the deepest recesses of my skin and all shall be white.

I have recently started reading "Adrian Mole" by Sue Townsend. Its basically crap and the only real reason I am reading it is because it is the least read book in my possession. I really need to get out to a library and get some new books.

Role Playing Games are going forward. The battle plans have been drawn up and badly disfigured. The midgets have donned their armour, and the elves are being picked on by the hob-goblins.

The gaming sessions shall be commencing in the near future, all that is left is to decide on the when's, where's, who's and what's for lunch.

I am going to bring my Dragon Balls into work with me in future to relieve the tensions that I feel are building in my muscles. Oh the pain, the humanity of it all.

"Whatever you do, just don't SMEF!!!"