I am 24 and it is getting closer.

Damn this is getting just a little bit too freaky for my liking.

Fate is playing a hand in my life and I'd swear she's cheating by looking at my hand.

I have run into so many of my old college mates in the last few weeks that it is unbelieveable. I thought I'd never see half of them again, but lo and behold they have shown their faces and it is all looking good. What a smegging change.

On to brighter things and a look into the future no matter how brief it may be for it is all good, especially where the groundhogs are concerned.

A word to the wise, never trust a man that would rather play poker with his groundhog!!!

I realise I haven't done a blog against my mortal enemies the filthy low-life scum of the pox-ridden earth knackers in a while but to be perfectly dishonest they haven't really been bugging me too much of late. Ever since moving in to the new flat I've had my mind preoccupied by other more "worldly" aspects of things. Besides, I have my new best friend with me and I'm sure that it can cope with the worst that any knacker can drool at me.

Anyways, on to a lighter note... I was walking into town the other morning, and after a brief encounter with one of my old college mates, I happened to be walking behind the ugliest knack in the world. I mean, every step this "woman" took, I was watching the fat bounce and ripple in her arse.... needless to say, when I got into work I was not in the best form to look at food. :( How can anyone in the name of all that is holy touch that beast with anything less than nuclear grade plutonium???

Peace up, out and beyond!!!!