I am 25 and Christmas is looking good.

Okay.... this is getting interesting.

Christmas is just around the corner, the snow has not shown up as usual, and dogs are getting antlers stapled to their heads.

Broadband is nearly ready in the apartment.... I tried with a dsl modem and am getting sync'ed up. Now all I need is my username and password to work and I am up and running.

I can't give away too many details at the moment, 'cos some of my family may be reading this and I don't want to spoil the plot for them.

In response :
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A.C.E.
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1) As they say... "You can't keep living a lie!", so I don't anymore. fcuk it! Its a problem I live with, but I'm not going to make it any easier for others to deal with.
2) Eyeshields. That is only one of many that are available.... I am also, at some stage, going with my freaky eyeball idea. I was thinking of a load of different ideas for a new eyeball.
3) It took a while, but I got it. Hell, I can understand knackers for feck sake. How hard can gibberish be!?!?!?!?

Gladofwar
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You were pretty much right. Its not going to become a full time thing, just a once-off to clear the air on a few things that had been bugging my mind.

I think, instead of explaining the history over and over again, I'll just give them the link to my blog and tell them to check it out if they really want to know.

My mind is a lot better since.

Lying was fun, but then you have to track all the lies and keep up with them or else people will catch you out and call you a fraud or worse.

I always practise my laughs... What else is there to do when you are waiting around for Armageddon to show up?

Unknown :
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Post your bloody name. Stop being a fecking moocher and stand up and be counted among the masses.

A.C.E. :
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I am always into trippy music such as Stone Roses, Jean Michelle Jarre, Sultans of Ping etc.

The movies are welcome, but I have a backlog of stuff to watch first. So, its your call.