I am 24 and I am addicted to coffee.

Hi there everybody.

I have started a new hobby. I am going to see how many things I can become addicted to.

So far, I have become addicted to....
1) Coffee
2) Cigarettes
3) Illegal narcotics
4) Porn - all sorts except gay porn (I am not too picky, but I have my limits)
5) Extremely odd movies, especially manga and asian movies(They do violence better)
6) Midgets(I can never get enough of those lovely midgets).

Odd thought of the day : If even one person comments on my blog, then I am a happy camper with a bunch of midgets.
Another odd thought : Behind every great person in power there is a groudhog hidden in a closet. Its true and you can see the proof if you examine the pictures close enough.

Time to tell you, my dearest readers, of my adventures in America.

I went over to the States to visit a few mates who'd gone over to work(J1). They were living in Pittsburg Pennsylvania at the time. I came over for a 2 week holiday, although my timing was sh!te. I arrived on September 4th(Can anyone see where this is going?). I met up with my mates with no problems and spent the next 6 days getting higher than we'd ever been(I made a dealer cry because I'd bought him out of stock) and drunker than the americans could believe. Then came 9/11. I woke up with a hangover and turned on the TV..... I wasn't paying too much attention to it and I thought the Twin Towers falling down looked really cool. Then I went back to bed.
Later on, on the road, I saw a kid in a Darth Vader outfit holding a sign that read "Beep for America". I was in a taxi at the time, so there was no way that I was going to interfere with the driver's horn. I had great fun getting back from America all the same. I was bringing home a momento for a mate to his mother. It was solid metal(I didn't know). I went through the metal detector in the airport and, of course,m I set off the alarms. The female guard was quite shocked at me. So I went through the process of emptying my pockets.... I even offered to remove my eye to prove I wasn't hiding anything(I love that joke :) ). She got even more scared after that.

Note : Americans are funny people.

Another Note : Can the people who post here anonymously, post something to identify themselves. Otherwise, how will I know who to scream at.