I am 24 and I have several identities.

I have always found it useful to have several differnet identities that can be blamed for different things.

I went too far though.....

First, I am Erathis Fleetfoot, an Elven Rogue who can not be seen even if I stood in the middle of a field in broad daylight. I plan on owning a fleet of ships and am hoping to branch out into bucaneering(I think I spelled that wrong). Most of my mates won't go out with me in case I need cash and decide to rob them.

Second, I am Fahredon Carmallick, a Malkavian who worships oranges. I betrayed my employer because I was tired of taking orders and wanted to give the orders for a change. I fought the Baali and came out only slightly more deranged than when I went in. A word of advice, if you are going to diablerize your boss, make sure he does not have a second personality in his head. I have stood up to the prince and confused him, then I insulted him greatly but my madness was able to cover that one.

Third, I am Asako Arakasi, a samurai of the Crane Clan. I have the ability to defeat opponents without having to draw my Dai-Katana. I believe that ninja's don't exist, although after being attacked by skilled swordsmen clad in black garb, I am beginning to doubt my beliefs. I don't like ronin as they weren't courageous enough when their master was killed and they chose to live in shame instead of commiting sepukku.

Fourth, I am Zephyr, Mutant extraordinaire. I have four arms, the ability to turn invisible, I can kinetically charge the bullets in my guns and I can climb walls. I am so fast that I can catch bullets and throw them back faster than they came at me. I have fought Juggernaught and lived. I believe in myself and my abilities, nothing else. I help my team-mates as long as they are not trying something foolish. I have outrun a tomahawk missile. I am INVINCIBLE!!!!

Fifth, I am Oogi "TurnipFish" T. Wibble Esq. "Get it right, people!!!". I am the culmination of 4 deranged brothers. I am also the product of too many illegal substances and a lot of spare time with which to enjoy said substances. I was born out of a desperate need to lose my previous existence and to reign supreme as a lunatic.
I am godly, but I choose to walk the earth. I am small, but I think big. I am devious but my plans are simple.
If you ask me "whats plan B?", I'll reply "Plan B is good, it has many good points".

As you may have guessed, or not, I like role-playing games. This was a list of my role-playing "characters" from my college days up to the present.day.

I am also "TurnipFish Productions". Entrepreneur, pirateer, dealer, whealer, and all round nice guy with a gatling gun. :)