I am 24.... and I am evil.

My apologies folks, I am not in the mood to write how why I consider myself on a par with my friend Saddam.

Instead, I think I am just going to waffle about the first thing that comes into my head.

***Warning : This next part should offend just about every-one***
*** YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ***
So, to start things off let me tell you how to clean your posterior after defecating using onling 1 piece of toilet paper. Thats right, only 1 piece!!!

Step 1: Fold toilet paper in half.
Step 2: Tear a small hole in the centre of the toilet paper.
Step 3: Insert finger of choice through the hols in the toilet paper.
Step 4: Insert toilet paper finger into anus.
Step 5: Commence scraping the inside of your anus.
Step 6: When anus has been fully scraped, close other hand around the toilet paper.
Step 7: Remove smelly finger, closing other hand tighter(to remove all excrement and clean finger).
Step 8: Dispose of toilet paper and pull up your pants.

Okay, now I am warmed up and ready to rant.

I think Dennis Leary was right when he asked for a Patriot missile in his songs. I want the same deal. I pay taxes, I deserve a missile to launch at whomever I feel like.
I have been thinking about designing and building a MechWarrior(tm). I have been drawing up the plans in my head and I reckon I can get it to work. I have been running into a few problems when it comes to balancing the Beast especially when it comes to walking. I want to employ a form of movement that is reliable, able to cope with sudden shocks, few electrical components(to protect it from EMP's) and it must be able to balance as opposed to over-balancing. If you have any suggestions on how to solve this then mail me or post a reply here.

Next up....
A brief one-sided discussion on the benefits of reading the Anarchist's cookbook.

I have read through the Anarchist's Cookbook several times more for humourous benfit rather than the want/need to learn how to ruin another person's day. I think it is hilarious to discover that with a few household objects you can build a rocket launcher. I realise that a lot of the tips and tricks presented in the cookbook won't work for me. An example of this would be the "black box" which affects primarily american phone systems and doesn't work for Irish phone systems. Still, it is nice to see that somebody went to the trouble of figuring out the system and developing a system to work around it.

If you have read the Anarchist's cookbook and are looking for more of the same, then I'd recommend getting the Terrorists Cookbook. Its pretty much the same concept except it focuses on ruining another person's day through terrorism. A lot of the stuff in the TC is plain old cop-on i.e. Nailing your neighbours door shut.

Special thanks and odd thoughts go out to :
George "Lets all be friends. Nuke him when he ain't looking" W.
Bill "I didn't go near her" Clinton
Saddam "My missile is bigger than yours" Hussein

And up next on the blog....
***I am 24 and I am tired***