I am 24 and I have a bad back.

Hello all and welcome to another fine blog by the master of disaster, the lover of clover, the pain of rain yadda yadda yadda.... its me, okay.

Anyway, this week I have mostly been getting exceptionally drunk and smoking lots of dubious things. ;) Things are starting to look a little bit odd in the EYE OF GOD.

I have seen a lot of strange crap and also a lot of really great stuff in this last week and I have also received a lot of disturbing news, but we'll come to that later in this blog.

Strange crap seen : The Sci-Fi channel late at night shows a load of interesting "Adult" films in a spin off of "The X Files" a la "The Sex Files". Highly entertaining drivel for the mind.
Strange stuff : "The Most Fertile Man in Ireland" is a hilarious movie about a man supplying the needs of many women who only want a child. Every five minutes is a continuation of an old joke or a completely new joke to keep the mirth flowing.

And now for the disturbing news.....
First, My mate is getting married after many years of blissful ignorance of this horrible institution. My sincere hopes and good vibes to the Man and power to the Woman, may she always look on him with fondness and always look on me with awe in her eyes for my godliness.

Second, My mate is also quitting his job after discovering the joyish hells of marriage. Why must he do this, I do not know. All I konw for sure is that I am going to lose another mate to the hells of marriage.

Third, Another mate is very deeply considering leaving the job as well. This will leave me on my lonesome surrounded by lots of strange people that haven't really gotten used to my odd characteristics.

My P.O.A.(Plan Of Action) for tonight is : I am going to a BBQ to get my free food and free DRINK and then I have no POA after that. I am going to resort to my plan B for the rest of the evening, which means that each new situation that arises will be dealt with me improvising my reactions based on my knowledge of the situation.

Thought of the day : All marriages should be banned and existing marriages should be made null and void. In the place of marriage, we should all just have lots and lots of comunal sex, as this will cut down on people feeling unappreciated because of their butt ugliness, morale would increase because everyone is getting laid. Yay me, for I is so smart-like.

Keep it real people.... otherwise something nasty will happen to you.