WHAM Bars, haircuts and Pronography!!!

I have a few interesting stories to share with you.

The first story involves a dreaded sweet, designed in the lowest levels of Hell, that has caused many parents to run in fear from the dentist rather than admit that the sweet did all the damage.

I am of course talking about the feared, and rightly so, WHAM bars. I know you all remember them. Its hard to forget them and the damage they do.

I went out for a few drinks(Not a lot of drinks as is my usual routine) last night with a few mates(names deleted for their sakes). After the drinks, we all headed back to their place for a few more drinks and some porn. On the way, we stopped off to get some food. The place looked like a dodgy chipper best found, and left, in a "The Streets" video. Anyways, we all ordered our food and while we were waiting for the food we had a look around the shop. Lo and behold, there up on high on a shelf sits a box of the dreaded WHAM bars. Needless to say, we needed a willing victim to try out these miracles of modern consumerism.

It was not a pretty sight watching my mate eating the bar. He feared for his teeth, we all feared for his teeth. But he survived it. He really enjoyed it too, the lucky b@$t@rd.

Next up....

I have a mate who is thinking of doing something radical with his hairstyle.
He is also willing to abide by the majority decision of everyone.

So what I need to know now is.... What hairstyle should my mate have? Also note, various colours are acceptable too. Will he have a mullet, a shaved head, an Elvis look or something far far worse.

Leave a comment and have your say now... Affect the course of this young man's life.

Lastly.....

I have a mate who proved that it is possible to sleep through watching porn. I wouldn't mind if it had been some dodgy camcorder porn from Macau, but it was a decent one showing on the Sci-Fi channel called "Creating The Perfect Man". We all sat down, got comfortable, with our cans of alcohol to watch the porn. It was about 1am at this point. One of my mates had to have an early night as he was getting up to meet his mother the following day, so he had an excuse to bow out. Another mate who was in work later than me today stayed up for most of the porn but tiredness forced him into an early retirement halfway through the porn, and this was aceptable.

What was not acceptable was the last mate. She was the one who chose the porn, set the reminder for the porn and then as soon as it started, she passed out. I wouldn't mind her passing out, but I do mind the fact that after she passed out she began snoring, badly. There is nothing worse than when you are watching something that interests you and another person is snoring over the dialogue. And yes, I know there is f*ck all decent dialogue in any porn but its the principle that matters.

This person shall remain anonymous for obvious reasons, but I shall slag the person unmercifully for at least a week until I am satisfied that my revenge has been sated.