I am 24 and I am out of plan B's.

Thats close, but not quite right.
Thanks for that happy thought... it might cheer me up.
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Thats it.

I am getting myself a knife and I am going to take out all the scumbags in the city, if even one more knacker or raver p!sses me off!

I am fed up with their crap, always spawning more sh!te scumbags that are draining our lovely country dry of everything. I am going to fcuking kill the lot of them even if it means doing a bit of time in the "slammer.

Would it be genocide if I took out all ravers and knackers?

The earlier statement was about 3 ravers that attempted to mug me and failed.

Something smells in my underpants and I think it just moved.