When all is said and done......

Well, boys and girls.... the time has come to write another blog of psuedo-biblical proportions.

But I won't do it, even though they goad and jeer and throw unused packaging at me.

To recap on recent events.....
Work is busier than usual, didn't get promoted. Considering alternative employment.
My PC lives again, after buying a new CPU, PSU and motherboard. I found out it was a problem with the power switch on the case. BUMMER! At least my PC got better after all that.
Scotland is a great country, go there at least once in your life! Ask for my brother. :)
I am going to Witness(an irish woodstock) in the summer.

Movie reviews :
The HitchHikers Guide To The Galaxy :-
Finally a true adaptation of the book. Although some questions are raised throughout the movie, I couldn't be bothered to bitch about them as I am a fan of the books and was delighted to see the end product. The song at the start is fantastic. I'm sure Douglas Adams would be proud of it. And feck off, 'cos I am not going to spoil anything about it. Besides, if you'd read the books then you already know what to expect from the movie.

Star Wars - Revelations :-
This is a low budget film made by a bunch of students/part-time actors/MacWorkers/whatevers to fill in a gap between Episodes 3 and 4 of the originals. The effects are amazing in it. I mean WOW! Check the link in the title to see for yourselves(and you can get the entire movie there as well).

Star Wars 3 - Revenge of the Lemming :-
I have booked the day off for the movie, and the day after to recover from the shock of admitting I was bothered enough to go and see it. Oh, and my flatmates birthday is the same day, so I'm sure i'll be well p!ssed.

War Of The Worlds :-
I have deep reservations regarding this film. Why was Spielberg allowed to direct it, does anyone remember A.I.????? Why does Tom Cruise star in it, its not mission improbable????? Why is it set in modern times instead of earlier times? And why on earth did they change the plot so much!!!! I will watch it simply because I fell in love with the original, but I won't like it.

Willy Wonka :-
Johnny Depp, you is the man for this part. You look like you are ready to molest the kids. Gene Wilder should be proud of this. I am not too sure about the fact that the Oompa Loompa's are all CGI'ed. Why couldn't they just hire a bunch of midgets, paint them orange and glue green hair on them just like the old days. Ah well, I guess I'll have to settle for learning a whole new range of songs to scare ickle kiddies.

A big HUGGLE goes out to Kaz and D. There ain't no numpties until you's declares 'em.

A big WUGGLE goes out to the Mouse, where-ever your wanderings have taken you.

A big UGGLE out to The Jaffa Cake and The Gimp and the M.P.U and F.P.U. You are all here in my heart(I know it sounds corny).

Next update.... whenever.