I am 24 and I am grateful.

First of all a big Thank you to "Anonymous" who posted a comment.... You have made me feel like I am not totally alone in this universe, or the next one.

Also to note, if you have to post anonymously..... Can you please leave some form of identification so that I can properly praise you.

Now to tell you about my experience last night.....

Don't be afraid if I mention my mortal enemies.... The Knackers.

I had just finished work(10pm, and don't ask) and was heading into town to get the last bus home. I was with a mate from work(name withheld to save him/her from embarrassment). I still had 30mins to wait before my bus showed up, so I decided to wait with my mate for his bus.
So there we are, standing at a bus stop, talking sh!te about everything. And what do you think happens? A k.k.k.k.knacker comes along, wobbling slightly, and asks my mate for a cigarette. I already have my hands out indicating that I don't have any cigarettes(which was a lie, I had 2 packs of Benson & Hedges(c) in my pocket). My mate apologies to the knacker saying that he doesn't have any and then my mate turns to me and indicates that I should give the knacker one of my hard-earned cigarettes. I grudgingly parted with the cigarette and as soon as the knacker had wobbled away out of earshot, I proceeded to rip the almighty piss out of my mate for putting me in a situation involving my mortal enemy. I even warned my mate that I would write this blog and explain my anger at this most unholy of injustices to my person.