I am 24 and I am happy.

Do not ask why.
Do not ask how.
Do not ask where -> for I don't know.

Here's a crazy thought for you.

Willy Wonka : All round nice guy, makes lots of nice chocolates and supplies the children with reasons to visit the dentist. He hangs around with a lot of midgets and uses his old shoes to make more chocolate.

But is he a slave trade ring leader? When you see the facts laid out(Willy Wonka admits it) you will see that he is.
He admits that when he first found the cute little Oompa Loompa's, they were being killed en masse by Vermicious Knidds and Horn-Wranglers and other such nasties.
And what did our friend Willy Wonka do? He offered them a nice deal. Senór Wonky offered to save the Oompa Loompa's from certain death as long as the worked for his as slaves in his factory. If only we'd heard of his scams earlier. Perhaps a few more Oompa Loompa's could have been saved.

Ah well, I for one am looking forward to seeing the re-make of this popular acid movie. :)

"We must keep going forwards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling to the future"