Thursday, August 12, 2004

I am 24 and I am preparing for armageddon.

Here we go......

It has begun, people. The end of the world is just around the corner. I have stared Death straight in the eye and Death has told me that it is inevitable.

Here in Ireland, the first signs have already shown themselves. It won't be long until the rest of the world is affected by the escalating problems that we here suffer under.

First sign : Bill Clinton.
What were you people thinking when you gave Bill power of the U.S.A. Did you not learn from previous mistakes??? If you put a guy who is going to do a good job into power, he will be killed. If you put a muppet in control, he will bring your country closer to the brink of madness.

Second Sign : George Bush
Again.... What were you thinking? See the first sign above. This guy is about as safe as a junkie running out of Heroin.

Third Sign : Brinks Vs. The Banks
This one has recently appeared in Ireland. Brinks security people have been informed that if their mate is in trouble then they are to leave him behind to die while they get away to safety with the rest of the money. Normally good thinking..... if you happen to own the bank or the money in the security van.
I am currently a witness to this spectacular event as it unfolds on my doorstep. I can see this event spreading to arise in other countries and then it will begin.
We here in Ireland are running out of cash.... And what happens when large masses of people run out of cash? They get annoyed, angry, frustrated and finally, violent. Already one bank machine has been robbed/stolen/taken out of the wall it was attached to.
I have seen my future... I am sitting on my porch with a shotgun on my lap, the sun is setting and people are hiding just outside the range of my gun. They are waiting for me to look away so they can steal from me. Why would they want to steal from me? Because I saw it coming. I am preparing for this by emptying my bank account and stocking up on guns, ammo and tinned foods.

I know it is going to be a long journey to see the light at the end, but I am here for the long run.

I am not going anywhere.

I am not going to run in fear.

I am going to greet the armageddon with both hands wielding high powered weapons and a psychotic grin on my face.

If you want to live to reap the rewards of this futile armageddon then let me know now for I will not be reserving seats for people who realise the horrible future that awaits them. I may be be nice, but I'm not gullible enough to believe that anyone who comes up to me after this warning is my friend.

You have been warned people!!!!!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Save us a seat, I'll bring Anime!

A C E out.

9:34 p.m.  

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