I am 24 and I am under surveillance.

I am at a secure location, as I write this, but I don't know for how long I can keep them off my trail.

They are closing in on me but I may have foiled them for a few days by re-directing my mail.

Anyway, let me tell you about the party(All characters fictional until proved otherwise).

I was invited to a party that had the promisings of a really good time, both in the pleasure sense and in the business sense. I headed off to the party with a few cans and the remains of my "stash", and of course my faithful Munchin-Fu.

The party started off as most parties do.... only a few people there. And, as the first few people were work colleagues, we started discussing the likes, dis-likes and utter hatreds of our jobs. That was fun. Then more people starting showing up and I was left in charge(unofficially) of organising the ambient music. As I write this I am listening to "Superstar Panini", just to give aa taste of my style of music. I had no problems sorting through the music to decide what would best follow what and provide the best ambience.

But then the worst happened...... Yep, KNACKERS!!! Four of them showed up to the party. Apparently they were "invited". My gods people, don't invite them in past the gates, otherwise you'll never see your dog again.

I spent most of that night broken-hearted and in disgust of knackers. Now playing in the background is the theme tune to "The Sopranos". I managed to keep my wits and consciousness together until the knackers had left about 2-3am).

A.C.E. -> because I am at a secure location and am paranoid, I have lived in fear all day to go online.

Note to manga fans.... Watch all 26 episodes of Bubblegum Crisis: Tokyo 2040... Best 13 hours of my life.

More to follow....