I am 24 and they are after you too!!!

Thats right people. By now, the authorities know who you are, where you live, and they even know who you know. This is the beginning of the downward spiral and there is only one way to break free of it. Do not try and slow the process down, for that is futile. Instead, accelerate the process so that we are back in control of our lives and they have to keep up with us. This will give us the edge over them and will keep us free.

In order to assist you, I have compiled this list of helpful suggestions.

1) Steal what you need when you need it.
2) Steal what you don't need in case you might later need it.
3) Get a gun and shoot some-one.
4) Get a gun from some-one and shoot them.
5) Don't pay for anything ever again.
6) Don't report any crimes to the police, this will help "them".
7) If you see a dog, try for a drop kick.
8) Kittens are excellent mufflers.
9) Spit on the cops to show you care.
10) Claim a police officer assaulted you (One of my personal favorites).
11) Kill all knackers you see(Its legal now).

As you can see, these tips are quite obvious when you disregard the law. This is how we must proceed to save ourselves from succumbing to "them".

I have been thinking all day about the games of old that I played, which is why I still can't do a proper flaming dragon-punch. :(

I grew up in the golden years of the commodore 64. I remember the ads for the Atari 2600 and all I can say is.... "Shame on you America!!! How on earth could you justify broadcasting such an incredibly shit ad!!?!?!?!?!". My brother got a Commodore 64 and it was the "bee's knees". Everyone on my road was jealous of it. I got into programming the most basic shite on it, and my interest in computing and IT developed from there. I then owned A NES, MegaDrive, SNES, Amiga 500, Playstation, Sega Saturn, DreamCast and then I got into PC's.

And now for the top whatever of games for each console/computer.... Retro freaks get your "New Kids On The Block" look ready.

Commodore 64:
1) Elite - Possibly the best game ever invented.
2) Mercenary - Crap vector graphics, but what a game.
3) Chuckie Egg - Very odd platformer.
4) Afterburner - This ran on 64k of memory!?!?!?!?!
5) Turrican 1 and 2 - Classics!!!!
6) Life - Not really a game but fun all the same.

NES:
1) Super Mario Bros. - No explanation needed.
2) Duck Hunt - For that need to kill ducks.
3) Lets face it, thats about the only decent games for the NES.

MegaDrive:
1) Sonic 1/2/3
2) Shadowrunner
3) Streets of Rage 1,2 and 3
4) Micro Machines

SNES:
1) Mario Kart
2) Mario World
3) Zelda(pick any, they're all good)
4) Super Metroid
5) Star Fox - Looked crap but played nice.

Amiga 500:
1) Elite 2(Frontier) - A superb sequel to an already classic game. An entire universe on a floppy disk(Eat that Doom3).
2) Cannon Fodder - "War... has never been so much fun!!!"
3) Speedball
4) Civilisation
5) Populous

Sega Saturn:
1) No good games for this. This is where Sega went wrong.

DreamCast:
1) Chu Chu Rocket - I'm still not sure what its all about.
2) Space Channel 5 - Dance the aliens to death.
3) Quake 3

Playstation:
1) Metal Gear Solid
2) Final Fantasy 7
3) Tekken 3 - You have to love those combo's.
4) Driver - The car physics were outstanding.

PC:
1) Grand Theft Auto Vice City
2) The Sims
3) Battlefield 1942
4) Vietcong - "Charlie in the tree line".
5) Doom 3 - It looks pretty, never mind how it plays.
6) Unreal Tournament - Its too easy to build the levels.

I am getting tired of writing now so I'll wrap this up fairly quickly....

They are out to get you. Yes, he's one of "them".... Not him, the one to the right of him. Yep, thats him. Don't confront him or you'll bring them do on your plan and you won't make it out alive. Play it cool, wait for the moment he gets his cup of whatever and then spike it with laxatives, cyanide, and monkey urine for that added zing!

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it!"