Tuesday, July 13, 2004

I am 24 and I have a question...

To begin with, I have a question to ask my viewers. Don't worry, I won't post the results/answers unless you all ask me for them.

The Question : Do you look at the toilet paper after you have wiped your arse/bottom/buttocks/sh*t-factory?
The Answer/explanation : This will be posted after I have seen the answers posted as comments here and I'll post my findings in 2-3 blog's time.

Anyway, I have more to rant about. I was on the bus home the other night bringing my collection of goodies with me. I was upstairs toward the back of the bus and the journey was looking like it would turn out okay i.e. no knackers in sight. And then it happened.... Halfway through the journey, we stopped outside a cinema to pick up passengers and, of course, a few knackers and raver scum. I didn't care really as I had my headphones in and was doing my best not to get drawn into a conversation(if you could call it that) with them.
***Handy tip #1: If you don't want to get drawn into a conversation with a knacker then hide your cigarettes in an inside pocket of your jacket. Knackers have keen eyes and will spot the cigarette pack bulge in your pocket and start asking you for cigarettes constantly.
I wouldn't mind, but one of the knack-girls that got on was beautiful to look at, and so were her fleas. Anyway, 2 girls got on and 2 guys(all knackers) and sat down the back behind me. The 2 guys immediately started to put a joint apiece together. Again, I don't mind this, as I have been a smoker of the weed in my time, but what I minded was that they both lit the joints on the bus at the same time, filling the top floor of the bus with the sickly-sweet(Their gear was really crap and smelly) smell of gange. Again, I was happy with this, I got to go home with a smile on my face.
I am concerned that the knackers are moving in on my territory(I will explain all this later).

And now for a completely different rant.... I have written more in my blog's here then I wrote in my Leaving Certificate exam in Secondary school. And yet, I only get 1 short f*ck!ng reply/comment for all my hard work. I feel really bad on this point, its like filling up the lake with water and watching everyone using it and only 1 person thanking you for it.

And finally, I'd like to thank a friend for refering his mates to me.
http://cairnsyblog.blogspot.com/

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear ya buddy.

1:53 p.m.  

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