I am 24 and the time is near at hand.

Don't fear the knackers for their weapons shall be used against them.

Things are looking up, going sideways and progressing retroactively.

Hey everybody, stop and smell the flowers in the garden of your neighbour for they are funny and smell like cat p!ss.

All the signs have come to be, the future is now, the past is tomorrow and the now has left the building. The knackers are multiplying and spreading into the cracks in our society. We must be strong in our resolve and purge them from every town, every pub, every shop and take back what the have stolen or weaseled from us.

Now is the time for action, now is the time for the burning of the knacks from their holes in the earth. Now is the time for the use of bottle openers in new and disturbing torture methods.

I had a dream.... A dream filled with the torment inflicted upon the innocent by those we fear... The Knackers. They stalked the land looking for us, trying to force us into 3-stripe suits and to wear pointless fake jewellery. It shall not come to pass, my friends. If you followed my previous tips then you should now be prepared for the equivalent of a cold war.

Onto another topic...

I know I didn't list all the classic games on the Commodore 64 or other systems. The reason for this is that if I made such a list then the last post would have tripled in length. Other great games included B.C.'s Quest for Tires, Frogger, Midnight Resistance, Cabal, 1941, 1942, 1943, Loki, Burnin' Rubber, Donkey Kong, Gumshoe, Pole Position, Yie Ar Kung Fu and far tyoo many more to mention. But I likes the cut of your giblets, I does.